{"title":"Probably Stolen Desk Mats","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Desk Mats: Custom Gaming Desk Mats From a Corrupt Space Station\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Desk Mats\u003c\/strong\u003e collection, home of the \u003cstrong\u003egaming desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003elarge desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003emouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ekeyboard mat\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003edesk pad\u003c\/strong\u003e designs inspired by Probably Stolen, the cyberpunk shop-management game from Questing Goose Studio. Every \u003cstrong\u003ecustom desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e is printed edge to edge with dye-sublimation, so the artwork stays vivid, sharp and fade-resistant, and each design comes in two sizes: a compact 14.4\" × 12.1\" \u003cstrong\u003emouse mat\u003c\/strong\u003e and a spacious 31.5\" × 15.5\" \u003cstrong\u003eextended desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e. Four designs are on the shelf: the Main Theme shop-window scene, the red-suited fixer Joe Wild, the Commissary and the Dumping Ground. Pick your favorite and give your workspace the look of a stall on the most suspicious station in the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore Behind the Collection: Rent, Reputation and Controlled Illegality\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Probably Stolen, you play a former scavenger who takes a loan to open a shop on a space station divided by wealth and corruption. The rent keeps rising, the factions keep watching, and every item on your counter could be genuine, counterfeit or simply hot. Security, the Black Market, the Revolution and the elites all track your reputation, while characters like Joe Wild, Dr. Jackson and Lou keep the story moving. Somewhere in the background, a sentient AI chip has gone rogue and turned its hosts into Augs, so trust is the rarest currency of all. Slogans such as \u003cem\u003eKnow Your Customer\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eProfits Over Principles\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eSomething's Off\u003c\/em\u003e set the tone, and each \u003cstrong\u003edesk mat design\u003c\/strong\u003e in this collection brings a piece of that atmosphere to your \u003cstrong\u003egaming setup\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ehome office\u003c\/strong\u003e or streaming corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy Choose a Probably Stolen Desk Pad? Sizes, Materials and Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese \u003cstrong\u003enon-slip desk mats\u003c\/strong\u003e are built for daily use. The smooth printed surface gives your mouse a steady glide and your wrists a comfortable resting zone, the grippy base keeps the \u003cstrong\u003eworkspace mat\u003c\/strong\u003e firmly in place, and the whole pad protects your desk from scratches, spills and everyday wear. Choose the small \u003cstrong\u003emousepad\u003c\/strong\u003e size for laptops and compact desks, or the large \u003cstrong\u003eXXL desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e to hold keyboard, mouse and accessories on one clean surface. Cleaning is easy: wipe with a damp cloth and let it dry flat. Whether you are a gamer, a streamer, a game developer or a cyberpunk fan, a Probably Stolen \u003cstrong\u003edesk accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a memorable gift for birthdays, holidays and launch celebrations. Browse the collection, choose your design and make your desk look like it was probably stolen.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"probably-stolen-main-theme-desk-mat","title":"Probably Stolen Main Theme Desk Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMain Theme Desk Mat: The Official Probably Stolen Gaming Desk Mat\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the artwork that started the hustle. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Main Theme Desk Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e shows a neon-lit shop window where a goggled vendor offers a deal, a customer in a red jacket examines a cybernetic piece, and a watchful officer in a red beret waits in the shadows, all sealed by the golden Probably Stolen stamp. Printed edge to edge with dye-sublimation, this \u003cstrong\u003ecustom desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the neon glow, deep reds and teal shadows rich, sharp and fade-resistant. Use it as a \u003cstrong\u003elarge gaming desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e for keyboard and mouse, a compact \u003cstrong\u003emouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e for a small desk, or an oversized \u003cstrong\u003edesk pad\u003c\/strong\u003e for a full battlestation. It is the signature piece of any Probably Stolen \u003cstrong\u003edesk setup\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore: Rent Is Non-Negotiable, Reputation Is Everything\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eProbably Stolen is a cyberpunk shop-management game from Questing Goose Studio set on a space station divided by wealth and corruption. You play a former scavenger who borrows money to take over a shop and must buy it back before the rent climbs too high. Behind the counter you appraise goods, spot counterfeits and decide who to trust, while Security, the Black Market, the Revolution and the elites all track your standing through five reputation meters. Somewhere out there, a sentient AI chip has gone rogue and turned its hosts into Augs, and nothing on this station is quite what it seems. This \u003cstrong\u003eMain Theme desk accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that whole tense, neon-soaked bargain in a single scene, with the slogan \u003cem\u003eSomething's Off\u003c\/em\u003e hanging in the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesk Mat Sizes, Materials and Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the compact 14.4\" × 12.1\" \u003cstrong\u003emouse mat\u003c\/strong\u003e or the spacious 31.5\" × 15.5\" \u003cstrong\u003eextended desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e, depending on your workspace. The smooth printed surface supports accurate tracking and comfortable wrist movement, the \u003cstrong\u003enon-slip desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e base stays firmly in place, and the whole mat shields your desk from scratches, spills and daily wear. Cleaning is simple: wipe with a damp cloth and let it dry flat. It is an ideal gift for gamers, streamers, game developers, office workers and cyberpunk fans. Add the Main Theme to your desk today and make every work session feel like opening a shop on the most suspicious station in the galaxy, where everything is probably stolen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"31.5\" × 15.5\" (80 × 39 cm)","offer_id":45952626917442,"sku":"84282791147020490418","price":89.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/10434499759518355625_2048.jpg?v=1794324400"},{"product_id":"probably-stolen-joe-wild-desk-mat","title":"Probably Stolen Joe Wild Desk Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJoe Wild Desk Mat: The Smoothest Operator on Your Desk\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the man in the red suit. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Joe Wild Desk Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e puts the station's best-connected fixer front and center, grinning under a crimson fedora with a green shirt, a black tie and the kind of confidence that only comes from knowing everybody's secrets. Printed edge to edge with dye-sublimation, this \u003cstrong\u003ecustom desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the saturated reds and greens bright, sharp and fade-resistant. Use it as a \u003cstrong\u003elarge gaming desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e beneath your keyboard and mouse, as a compact \u003cstrong\u003emouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e, or as an oversized \u003cstrong\u003edesk pad\u003c\/strong\u003e that gives your whole workspace the swagger of a back-room deal. This is character \u003cstrong\u003edesk decor\u003c\/strong\u003e with real attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore: Joe (Jonathan) Wild and the Business of Favors\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the cyberpunk shop-management game Probably Stolen, Joe Wild is the man you call when something needs to disappear. His network runs on favors, his specialty is making evidence vanish, and his smile never tells you what he wants in return. On a space station divided by wealth and corruption, where a former scavenger is racing to buy back a shop before the rent explodes, a friend like Joe is both a lifeline and a risk. Every deal has a price, every favor is remembered, and the line between ally and liability is thinner than a counterfeit note. This \u003cstrong\u003eJoe Wild desk accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e is a tribute to the fixer you never fully trust but always keep close, backed by the stamp that says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesk Mat Sizes, Materials and Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick the compact 14.4\" × 12.1\" \u003cstrong\u003emouse mat\u003c\/strong\u003e for laptops and tight desks, or the roomy 31.5\" × 15.5\" \u003cstrong\u003eextended desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e that carries keyboard, mouse and notes in one clean zone. The smooth finish delivers a steady glide for precise tracking, while the \u003cstrong\u003enon-slip desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e base keeps it planted during long sessions and protects your desk from scratches and stains. To clean it, wipe the surface with a damp cloth and let it air dry. It is a great gift for gamers, streamers, game developers, office workers and fans of stylish villains. Order yours today and give your desk its own well-dressed, slightly suspicious fixer who always seems to have your back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"31.5\" × 15.5\" (80 × 39 cm)","offer_id":45952627769410,"sku":"12117505280350084263","price":89.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/2469753257658931330_2048.jpg?v=1794324432"},{"product_id":"probably-stolen-dumping-ground-desk-mat","title":"Probably Stolen Dumping Ground Desk Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDumping Ground Desk Mat: Scavenger-Grade Desk Mat for Gamers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people buy new, and some people dig. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Dumping Ground Desk Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for the second kind: a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e that brings the junk-heap spirit of the Probably Stolen universe straight onto your workspace. A name like Dumping Ground already tells you where the best finds hide, and this edge-to-edge artwork is printed with dye-sublimation to keep every color deep, sharp and fade-resistant. Whether you want a \u003cstrong\u003elarge gaming desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e for your keyboard and mouse, a compact \u003cstrong\u003emouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e for a tight desk, or an oversized \u003cstrong\u003edesk pad\u003c\/strong\u003e to anchor a full battlestation, this design gives your setup a rugged cyberpunk personality that nobody else on the block will have.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore: From Scavenger to Shopkeeper on a Corrupt Station\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eProbably Stolen, the cyberpunk shop-management game by Questing Goose Studio, starts with a former scavenger who takes over a failing shop on a space station divided by wealth and corruption. Everything you stock was found, traded or lifted from somewhere, so you learn to appraise fast: use the loupe, run the Counterfeit Check, shine a UV filter on a suspicious note and decide whether that cybernetic hand is aluminum, carbon or just plated. Meanwhile the rent keeps rising and factions like Security, the Black Market and the Revolution keep score. This \u003cstrong\u003escavenger desk accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the hustle that comes before the shop, the late nights sorting treasure from trash, and the stubborn belief that anything can be sold if you tell it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesk Mat Sizes, Materials and Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the compact 14.4\" × 12.1\" \u003cstrong\u003emouse mat\u003c\/strong\u003e, ideal for laptops and small desks, or the generous 31.5\" × 15.5\" \u003cstrong\u003eextended mouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e that covers your whole work zone. 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