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After all, a ring of keys is the only proof that the shop, the stock and the debt are all really yours, and every shift starts by unlocking a counter where each item is \u003cstrong\u003eprobably stolen\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTools of the Trade: Scav Scanner, Toolbox and the Hustle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA good \u003cstrong\u003eshopkeeper\u003c\/strong\u003e never leaves the counter empty-handed. Think of the \u003cstrong\u003emagnifying glass\u003c\/strong\u003e that exposes a counterfeit, the \u003cstrong\u003eUV filter\u003c\/strong\u003e that reveals a fake, the \u003cstrong\u003eScav Scanner\u003c\/strong\u003e that sizes up junk from the wreckage and the \u003cstrong\u003eToolbox\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps the lights on. 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