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A \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen patch\u003c\/strong\u003e works like a badge of allegiance, or a clever disguise. Wear the colors of \u003cstrong\u003eSawyer's Crew\u003c\/strong\u003e and the \u003cstrong\u003eUnderground Exchange Directive\u003c\/strong\u003e, nod to \u003cstrong\u003eOfficer Lun\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003ecadet Serpico\u003c\/strong\u003e on patrol, or keep a low profile like a \u003cstrong\u003efence\u003c\/strong\u003e who never reveals a source. 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