{"product_id":"probably-stolen-cadet-serpico-mug","title":"Probably Stolen Cadet Serpico Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Cadet Serpico Mug: A Cup for the Rookie Who Tries Too Hard\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery station has a newcomer who wants to prove something, and in the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, one of those newcomers is Cadet Serpico. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Cadet Serpico Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is an official \u003cstrong\u003echaracter coffee mug\u003c\/strong\u003e that celebrates a figure whose very title suggests someone still learning the ropes. The station is a place where inspections arrive at unpredictable moments, where bribes can smooth an awkward visit and where night robberies can empty a counter, so a cadet's enthusiasm is both charming and a little worrying. This \u003cstrong\u003e11oz ceramic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for fans who love that side of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eInspections, Contraband and the Nerves of a Shopkeeper\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRunning a shop in this game means living with the possibility that Security will check your inventory for contraband at any moment, and learning what each item's origin might say about you. The Mentor's notes explain Heat, stolen items and inspections, and every lesson feels sharper when someone new in uniform appears in the doorway. The \u003cstrong\u003eCadet Serpico cup\u003c\/strong\u003e turns that tension into a comfortable ritual. It is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game mug\u003c\/strong\u003e for players who sip something warm while remembering the moment a stranger paused too long near the display case and everything on the shelf suddenly looked a little more suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGlossy Ceramic, 11 Ounces, Ready for Everyday Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eceramic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e holds 11 ounces, has a sturdy C-shaped handle and a glossy finish that keeps the full-wrap artwork bright. It is listed as dishwasher and microwave safe, which means it can survive the same chaotic routine as your shop. As officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen merch\u003c\/strong\u003e, it is a friendly \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e and goes well with a \u003cstrong\u003ekeychain\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ecap\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ehoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e from the store. Keep your counter tidy, keep your receipts honest and remember that Profits Over Principles is only a slogan until the next inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45951472730178,"sku":"20763859151592563026","price":27.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/9819210082629641843_2048.jpg?v=1794320640","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-cadet-serpico-mug","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}