{"product_id":"probably-stolen-eleanor-bottle","title":"Probably Stolen Eleanor Bottle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Eleanor Water Bottle: A Gift of Clean Water for a Customer You Remember\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome customers become part of the shop, and the \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Eleanor Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e is for players who remember her. This official \u003cstrong\u003echaracter water bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e is inspired by Eleanor from the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, the regular who first buys food, mentions her mother and later sells her belongings, works toward an 800-credit savings goal and trusts you with a hard drive that could change everything. It is an unusually human arc in a game about margins, and this \u003cstrong\u003e20oz slim bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps that memory close.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe HydraTech Micro Water Purifier and Other Choices\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you warn and help Eleanor, she lets you choose a free gift, and one of the safest options is the HydraTech Micro Water Purifier, which purifies water to Basewater quality and is entirely legal, a fitting nod for a shopkeeper who deals in water. The other choice, L'ESSENCE Pheromone Perfume, favors risky contraband. The \u003cstrong\u003eEleanor bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game water bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e for fans who enjoy that tension between doing the safe thing and doing the profitable thing, and who still smile when they remember the moment her story reached its final, difficult decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA Slim 20oz Stainless Steel Bottle in White\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003estainless steel water bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e has a slim 20-ounce profile, a double-walled vacuum-sealed body with a matte finish, a silver stainless steel cap and a glossy print. It is offered in White and is hand wash only. As an officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e, it pairs well with a Probably Stolen \u003cstrong\u003emug\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003et-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ephone case\u003c\/strong\u003e. Profits Over Principles may be the slogan of the counter, but a clean glass of water and a good decision can still be worth more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":45951478431810,"sku":"47830080445150623843","price":40.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/13188987761465124428_2048.jpg?v=1794320751","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-eleanor-bottle","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}