{"product_id":"probably-stolen-eleanors-uncle-patch","title":"Probably Stolen Eleanor's Uncle Patch","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Eleanor's Uncle Patch: A Badge for the Package Marked at Full Heat\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome moments deserve a badge, and the \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Eleanor's Uncle Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e marks one of the most tense deliveries in the game. This official \u003cstrong\u003eembroidered tactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is inspired by the relative who appears in Eleanor's storyline in the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, arriving with a free Care Package that is marked as stolen and already sits in the Security feed. Attach this \u003cstrong\u003emorale patch\u003c\/strong\u003e to your jacket or bag and let fellow players recognize the exact moment when a kind gesture and a dangerous problem arrived in the same box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHeat, the Security Feed and a Moral Decision\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe game keeps repeating that an item's origin matters as much as its price, and stolen goods carry Heat, the attention that can bring trouble if the wrong box sits on the wrong counter. Eleanor's arc turns that mechanic into a human choice, because whether you warn, report or look away changes what happens next. The \u003cstrong\u003eEleanor's Uncle badge\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game patch\u003c\/strong\u003e for players who love branching stories and moral gray areas, and who still remember the pause that followed the sight of a package labeled at full Heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eEmbroidered Twill With Hook-and-Loop Backing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003etactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e measures 3 by 2 inches and is embroidered on durable twill made from 26 percent cotton and 74 percent polyester. The hook-and-loop backing allows easy attachment and removal without ironing or sewing; only the hook side is included. Select a Black or White background. As officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen merch\u003c\/strong\u003e, it is a thoughtful \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e and pairs with a \u003cstrong\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ebottle\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ekeychain\u003c\/strong\u003e from the same store. Know Your Customer, mind the Security feed and never trust a free package without reading the label.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"Rectangle \/ Black \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951664062530,"sku":"32805278472558181292","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle \/ White \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951664095298,"sku":"24804031245037146909","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/13969522691876206012_2048.jpg?v=1794322115","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-eleanors-uncle-patch","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}