{"product_id":"probably-stolen-joe-wild-patch","title":"Probably Stolen Joe Wild Patch","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Joe Wild Patch: The Insignia of the Best-Connected Man on the Station\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery network has an emblem, and the \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Joe Wild Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is the one for the man who runs the biggest. This official \u003cstrong\u003eembroidered tactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e honors Joe Wild from the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, the networker with the referrals, favors, informants and suppliers who greets newcomers with a welcome to our little neighborhood. Attach this \u003cstrong\u003emorale patch\u003c\/strong\u003e to a jacket or a bag and carry a bit of that charming, slightly dangerous confidence wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFavors, Upgrades and Vanishing Evidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoe's network grows with your shop, offering upgrades that open new doors and the occasional ability to make awkward evidence disappear. The game never hides the cost, because every favor moves your reputation with Security, the Black Market, the Revolution and the elites. The \u003cstrong\u003eJoe Wild badge\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game patch\u003c\/strong\u003e for players who like having a contact for everything and who keep a quiet tally of who owes whom, because in this neighborhood a friendly face is often the most expensive thing on the market.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTwill Embroidery, Hook-and-Loop Backing, Two Colors\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003etactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e measures 3 by 2 inches and is embroidered on durable twill made from 26 percent cotton and 74 percent polyester. The hook-and-loop backing allows effortless attachment and swapping without ironing or sewing; only the hook side is included, not the loop side. Choose a Black or White background. As officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen merch\u003c\/strong\u003e, it is a great \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e and pairs with a \u003cstrong\u003et-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003emug\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring the same unmistakable face. Know Your Customer, Profits Over Principles, and never forget who you owe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"Rectangle \/ Black \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951668125762,"sku":"15655988215111925245","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle \/ White \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951668158530,"sku":"34455948094528336282","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/16694234810285848847_2048.jpg?v=1794322141","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-joe-wild-patch","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}