{"product_id":"probably-stolen-joe-wild-rgb-desk-mat","title":"Probably Stolen Joe Wild RGB Desk Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJoe Wild RGB Desk Mat: A Fixer Who Glows in the Dark\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people work in the shadows, and Joe Wild makes them look stylish. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Joe Wild RGB Desk Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e is an \u003cstrong\u003eLED gaming mouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e that frames the fixer in his crimson fedora, green shirt and knowing grin with a glowing RGB border. The artwork is printed with dye-sublimation for rich, fade-resistant color, and the light strip around the edge lets you set the mood from cool teal to warning red. Use it as an oversized \u003cstrong\u003eRGB desk pad\u003c\/strong\u003e for your keyboard and mouse, a glowing \u003cstrong\u003eXXL mouse pad\u003c\/strong\u003e for marathon sessions, or a standout \u003cstrong\u003elight-up desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e that gives your battlestation the confidence of a man who always has a favor to call in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore: Favors, Secrets and Vanishing Evidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eProbably Stolen, the cyberpunk shop-management game from Questing Goose Studio, drops you on a space station divided by wealth and corruption, where a former scavenger must buy back a shop before the rent wins. Joe (Jonathan) Wild is the connection you cannot ignore: his network trades in favors, his talent is erasing evidence, and his smile suggests he already knows how your story ends. Helping you out is never free, and every favor turns into a debt you will eventually pay. This \u003cstrong\u003eJoe Wild desk accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e captures the charm and the danger of that relationship, and the glowing edge adds the neon feel of a deal struck after closing time, when Security is looking the other way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eRGB Mouse Pad Sizes, Features and Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in four sizes, 23.6\" × 11.8\", 27.6\" × 13.8\", 31.5\" × 11.8\" and 35.4\" × 15.7\", this \u003cstrong\u003eRGB gaming desk mat\u003c\/strong\u003e fits setups from compact to full-width. The soft cloth surface gives smooth, precise mouse movement, the anti-slip rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place, and the LED strip runs on a detachable USB connector with several color options. Wipe the surface gently with a damp cloth to clean it, and keep the LED strip away from water. It makes an excellent gift for gamers, streamers, developers and anyone who loves a well-dressed villain. Plug it in, choose your glow and let your desk host the smoothest operator on the station.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"23.6\" x 11.8\" (60 × 30 cm) \/ Rectangle","offer_id":45952625475650,"sku":"23805742192251595446","price":81.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"27.6\" x 13.8\" (70 × 35 cm) \/ Rectangle","offer_id":45952625508418,"sku":"10170115766436598516","price":99.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"31.5\" × 11.8\" (80 × 30 cm) \/ Rectangle","offer_id":45952625541186,"sku":"29619287099844942188","price":99.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"35.4\" × 15.7\" (90 × 40 cm) \/ Rectangle","offer_id":45952625573954,"sku":"20758427277176007707","price":99.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/2323445369836888768_2048.jpg?v=1794323722","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-joe-wild-rgb-desk-mat","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}