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Wear it to a launch party, a stream, a convention or just the grocery store and let the people who know the game nod back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFour Slogans, One Counter\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe station runs on a handful of blunt rules, and anyone who has played will recognize them: Know Your Customer, Profits Over Principles, Something's Off, Controlled Illegality and Rent Is Non-Negotiable. They sum up what it means to run a shop in a dystopian space station where wealth and political connections shape every deal, where Security, the Black Market, the Revolution and the elites all keep a reputation meter on you, and where a rogue AI chip has turned unlucky residents into Augs. 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