{"product_id":"probably-stolen-officer-lun-patch","title":"Probably Stolen Officer Lun Patch","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen Officer Lun Patch: A Badge for Anyone Who Has Heard Official Footsteps\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shopkeeper eventually learns the rhythm of an inspection, and the \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen Officer Lun Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the fans who know it. This official \u003cstrong\u003eembroidered tactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is inspired by Officer Lun from the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, a name that speaks of station authority in a world where Security can inspect your shop for contraband at unpredictable moments. Attach this \u003cstrong\u003emorale patch\u003c\/strong\u003e to a jacket or backpack and let fellow players recognize the sudden quiet that follows the sight of a uniform in the doorway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eInspections, Bribes and Carefully Rehearsed Answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe game portrays the law as part of everyday life. Inspections arrive at odd hours, bribes can change how a visit ends, night robberies can strip a counter and the Mentor's notes teach how Heat and stolen items shape each encounter. The \u003cstrong\u003eOfficer Lun badge\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game patch\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who learned to keep their answers short, polite and slightly rehearsed, and who understand that a tidy shelf is a shopkeeper's first defense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTwill Embroidery With a Hook-and-Loop Backing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003etactical patch\u003c\/strong\u003e measures 3 by 2 inches and is embroidered on durable twill made from 26 percent cotton and 74 percent polyester. The hook-and-loop backing lets you attach and swap it without ironing or sewing; only the hook side is included, not the loop side. Pick a Black or White background. As officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen merch\u003c\/strong\u003e, it is a fun \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e and pairs well with a \u003cstrong\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003emug\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ekeychain\u003c\/strong\u003e from the same store. Know Your Customer, stay calm under questioning and remember that the rent is non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"Rectangle \/ Black \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951670190146,"sku":"29237339039008896245","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle \/ White \/ 3\" x 2\" (8 × 5 cm)","offer_id":45951670222914,"sku":"49948456943615368403","price":22.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/8004836013932253259_2048.jpg?v=1794322158","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-officer-lun-patch","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}