{"product_id":"probably-stolen-the-landlord-keychain","title":"Probably Stolen The Landlord Keychain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProbably Stolen The Landlord Keychain: Because the Keys Always Lead Back to Rent\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo matter how well the shop is doing, someone always knocks at the end of the week. The \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen The Landlord Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e is an official \u003cstrong\u003echaracter keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e dedicated to the most reliable visitor in the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio: the Landlord, who first appears on Day 7 to collect rent and returns every week after that. A \u003cstrong\u003esquare key ring\u003c\/strong\u003e feels like the perfect object for that character, because the keys in your pocket are the only proof that the shop is yours for another week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWeekly Rent, Grace Periods and the Dream of the Deed\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRent is the heartbeat of the game. Veteran players learn to set credits aside for the first Day 7 visit before buying stock, to understand the Landlord's grace and to treat every increase as a challenge answered by sharper trades. The long-term goal of buying the store gives each payment a double meaning, a debt and a step toward freedom. The \u003cstrong\u003eLandlord key fob\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003evideo game keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e for fans of economic tension and deadline humor, and for anyone who believes a small profit today might become a deed tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA Transparent Square Keychain That Survives the Week\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003etransparent square keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e has a UV-printed design, a rigid feel and a scratch-resistant surface, and it clips easily to keys, bags and zippers. It makes a clever \u003cstrong\u003egift for gamers\u003c\/strong\u003e, and as officially licensed \u003cstrong\u003eProbably Stolen merch\u003c\/strong\u003e it pairs with a \u003cstrong\u003emug\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eposter\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003ebottle\u003c\/strong\u003e from the same store. Know Your Customer, keep a little aside for the knock at the door and remember the one slogan that never changes: Rent Is Non-Negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"⠀","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Transparent","offer_id":45951609995330,"sku":"15723630198467496218","price":18.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7669\/9458\/files\/1328124686716604528_2048.jpg?v=1794320860","url":"https:\/\/probablystolenmerch.com\/products\/probably-stolen-the-landlord-keychain","provider":"Probably Stolen Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}