Probably Stolen Keychains

Probably Stolen Keychains: Official Keys to the Cyberpunk Counter

Every shopkeeper on the station carries a ring of keys that opens more than a door. The Probably Stolen keychains collection brings that feeling to your pocket with official cyberpunk keychains, gaming key rings and video game accessories inspired by the shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio. Clip one to your bag, your backpack or your actual keys and carry a little piece of a space station split by wealth and corruption wherever you go. After all, a ring of keys is the only proof that the shop, the stock and the debt are all really yours, and every shift starts by unlocking a counter where each item is probably stolen.

Tools of the Trade: Scav Scanner, Toolbox and the Hustle

A good shopkeeper never leaves the counter empty-handed. Think of the magnifying glass that exposes a counterfeit, the UV filter that reveals a fake, the Scav Scanner that sizes up junk from the wreckage and the Toolbox that keeps the lights on. Our Probably Stolen key rings are the small, practical cousins of those tools: gaming collectibles and fan accessories built for people who check every item and trust no seal. Whether you started as a gunsmith, a chemist or a water merchant, you will find a Probably Stolen keychain that fits the way you hustle, and a perfect gift for the gamer who loves pawnshop sim strategy.

Official Licensed Merchandise, Delivered with Worldwide Shipping

Each official Probably Stolen keychain is authentic and officially licensed, designed to reflect the dark humor of the Black Market, the pressure of Security and the stubborn spirit of the Revolution, along with the strange residents of the station like the Augs, taken over by a rogue AI chip. Add one to your order beside a Probably Stolen cap, a sticker or a mug, and enjoy worldwide shipping wherever you live. As Joe Wild would say with his network of favors and informants: welcome to our little neighborhood. Just remember that Profits Over Principles is the law of the counter, Know Your Customer is the first lesson and the rent is non-negotiable, whatever hangs on your key ring.