Probably Stolen Cadet Serpico Sticker: A Decal for the Rookie Who Wants to Impress
There is a certain charm in someone who is clearly new, and the Probably Stolen Cadet Serpico Sticker celebrates it. This official kiss-cut vinyl decal is inspired by Cadet Serpico from the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, a character whose rank suggests a beginner trying to find his footing on a station where inspections arrive at unpredictable moments. Slap it on a laptop, a water bottle or a console and let fellow players recognize the nervous energy of a very eager visitor.
Inspections, Bribes and the Anxiety of a Tidy Shelf
The game teaches you early that Security can check your shop for contraband whenever it likes, that bribes can change the outcome of a visit and that night robberies can empty a counter. Stolen goods carry Heat, the Mentor's notes explain how it all works and every uniform in the doorway becomes a small exam. The Cadet Serpico decal is a video game sticker for people who remember straightening the shelves one more time before saying hello, and who still smile at the memory.
Durable Satin Vinyl in Four Sizes
Made from white vinyl with a satin finish and a 1/8 inch kiss-cut border, these vinyl stickers are water, scratch and UV resistant, with a removable adhesive that leaves no residue. Pick your size from 3 by 4, 4 by 6, 6 by 8 or 8 by 10 inches. As officially licensed Probably Stolen merch, it is an easy gift for gamers and pairs nicely with a keychain, cap or patch from the same store. Know Your Customer, and keep your shelves tidy.
