Probably Stolen Georgio Mug

Probably Stolen Georgio Mug: Pure Dehydrated Water, Maybe

Every station has someone who sells water with a flourish, and in the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio that person is Georgio. The Probably Stolen Georgio Mug is an official character mug inspired by the merchant who proudly pushes his 100% Pure Dehydrated Water, a product whose name alone is enough to make any careful shopkeeper reach for a test strip. This 11oz coffee mug was made for fans who found the whole idea hilarious, slightly sinister and entirely believable, and who still wonder what happens if you add water to something that was already dehydrated water.

The Water Trade, Test Strips and the Aquascan

Water is a serious business on the station. The Water Trading Manual teaches you how to tell Premium Spring Water from a clever fake, the Aquascan and the water test strips help you inspect what the barrel claims to hold, and the water merchant is one of the starting scenarios you can choose, alongside the gunsmith, chemist, fence, farmer and aquafarmer. The Georgio cup celebrates that careful, skeptical mindset. It is a video game mug for players who sip a hot drink with one eye on the label and one eye on the seller, and who understand that purity is a promise rather than a fact.

A Glossy Ceramic Mug Built for Daily Sips

This ceramic coffee mug carries 11 ounces, a sturdy C-shaped handle and a glossy finish that brings out the full-wrap print, applied through dye-sublimation. It is listed as dishwasher and microwave safe for daily use. As an officially licensed gift for gamers, it fits alongside a Probably Stolen water bottle, poster or t-shirt, and it reminds you of the first rule of the counter: Know Your Customer, especially when the customer is selling water.