Probably Stolen Georgio Patch

Probably Stolen Georgio Patch: The Official Crest of 100% Pure Dehydrated Water

Every proud merchant deserves a crest, and the Probably Stolen Georgio Patch belongs to the most confident water seller on the station. This official embroidered tactical patch is inspired by Georgio, the merchant of the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio who proudly sells 100% Pure Dehydrated Water. The name alone makes any careful shopkeeper reach for a test strip, and this morale patch turns that suspicion into a fun badge for your bag, your jacket or your gear.

Premium Spring Water, Aquascans and Test Strips

Water is the closest thing the station has to a universal currency, and the game treats it with serious attention. The Water Trading Manual helps you tell Premium Spring Water from a clever fake, the Aquascan and the water test strips let you inspect a sample before you pay and the water merchant and aquafarmer scenarios let you build a whole shop around the trade. The Georgio badge is a video game patch for fans who enjoy that mix of satire and strategy, and who suspect that purity is more of a promise than a fact.

Embroidered Twill With a Hook-and-Loop Backing

This tactical patch measures 3 by 2 inches and is embroidered on durable twill made from 26 percent cotton and 74 percent polyester. The hook-and-loop backing lets you attach and remove it without ironing or sewing; only the hook side is included. Select a Black or White background. As officially licensed Probably Stolen merch, it is a fun gift for gamers and pairs perfectly with a bottle, mug or sticker from the same store. Know Your Customer, and always check the label before you trust the water.