Probably Stolen Joe Wild Bottle

Probably Stolen Joe Wild Water Bottle: A Friendly Face and a Full Bottle

You can always count on Joe Wild to show up with a smile and an offer. The Probably Stolen Joe Wild Water Bottle is an official character water bottle that honors the networker of the cyberpunk shopkeeper sim from Questing Goose Studio, the man behind the referrals, favors, informants and suppliers that keep half the station running. Pick up this 20oz slim bottle when you need a companion for a long day of dealing, whether that means hunting for stock in the game or hunting for a bargain in real life.

Wild's Network and the Price of Friendship

Joe's network grows alongside your shop, with upgrades that open new doors and the occasional ability to make awkward evidence disappear. The game does not hide the cost, because every favor moves your reputation with Security, the Black Market, the Revolution and the elites in ways you only understand later. The Joe Wild bottle brings that charming, risky energy into daily life, a video game water bottle for people who like having a contact for everything and who keep a quiet tally of who owes whom a drink, a favor or a lot more.

Stainless Steel, Vacuum-Sealed and Slim

This 20oz stainless steel bottle has a slim profile, a double-walled vacuum-sealed body with a matte finish, a silver stainless steel cap and a glossy print. It is available in White and is hand wash only. As an officially licensed gift for gamers and cyberpunk fans, it complements a Probably Stolen mug, hoodie or poster featuring the same unmistakable face. Welcome to our little neighborhood: Know Your Customer, Profits Over Principles, and stay hydrated.